Shirley is back to help me out and she looks adorable today in her leather coat and hat. If everyone else is ready let's jump right in to our favorite stars decked out in their finest toppers.
Anita Page is looking quite glam in her sequins. Shirley: "I like that hat! It makes me want to tap dance." Well, you can dance if you want but give me your opinion between routines.
I love Anita Stewart's feathers and velvet. Too bad we can't see it in color. Shirley: "I've only seen her in black and white too. She's one of those ladies that couldn't talk so they gave her words on the screen." I'm pretty sure you mean Silent pictures.
Mary Astor is looking quite stylish today. Shirley: "She looks like she's ready for court! I hope she's practicing her crying and sad face" I think you've been listening to studio gossip again Shirley.
Brenda Marshall certainly is original. Shirley: "Does original mean weird and crazy?" In polite circles I think so. Shirley: "My grandmother would say "Bless her heart" but I think she's just in love with Fred Astaire and this is her way of saying hello." I hope it all works out for her.
Ann Miller is pretty as a picture. Shirley: "We have the same cheeks and she's a good dancer." Does she know Errol Flynn?" I guess so, why?" Shirley: "Because she looks like she's going to court too." Oh, go back to dancing!
What do you think of Joan Bennett? Shirley: "Her hat is handy!" "My grandfather sat on that same hat after a surgery." I'm pretty sure they aren't the same but if they are don't mention it to Joan"
Jean Harlow is beautiful as always. Shirley: "I thought it was Jean Harlot?" We aren't going there today. Shirley: "Oh, since I started calling her that, every time she sees me she runs away and cries." You're lucky!
Lucille Ball looks gorgeous in black. Shirley: "Why does everyone love Lucy?" They just do. Shirley: "Well, can I tell you a secret, I don't! She's a tirade" I think you mean tyrant. Good luck with her fans and look into security.
Fay Wray is very fashionable today. Shirley: "I think she looks like a sheep, and gorillas eat sheep!" I can't argue with that but at least she doesn't have a court date. Shirley: "She isn't a tirade either! heehee"
Sophia Loren is always a stunner. Shirley: "What's a sex kitten?" Where did you hear that? Shirley: "I hear my dad say that when he pulls her pictures out of his locked desk drawer. It's our secret!" Well, your mother is probably better off if you keep that secret between you and your pops.
Okay Shirley, we made it through another one and I'll be sure to forward all hate mail your way. See you back here for Part Four. Thanks everyone for stopping by.